Butt Ugly Slut written by Roger Alan Wade from the album "All Likkered Up" tabbed 9/24/05 N/C Eagle, buzzard, sparrow, crow Take me down where the winds don't blow INTRO: CHORUS: I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem And a jealous old man in jail I want one so ugly she'll crack a mirror And so fat she'll knock a needle off a scale Long as she'll buy me a new Zebco I don't care if she's built like a blue whale I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem And a jealous old man in jail Lord she's ignorant, but she's ugly Yeah she's lazy, but she's mean I been to 2 tent revivals and a chicken fight and I ain't never seen nothin' Like when my little Wildebeast tears into a dozen jelly-filled Krispe Kremes CHORUS: / I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem And a jealous old man in jail I want one so ugly she'll crack a mirror And so fat she'll knock a train of a rail I don't care if she cheats on me 'long she sends me checks in the mail I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem And a jealous old man in jail I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem And a jealous old man in jail - Hey yodelay-hoo-hoo