Nannie's going crazy and she lost everything she had Jody's hooked on drugs we have her husband to thank for that Her kids are spoiled shits who seem to bitch nonstop And they're always finding new ways to piss Greg off (chorus) And that's the family I've had to live with everyday Me I'm prefect in every single way If God would only make more of me The world would just be dandy But in stead God made my family Jeremy's not so bad when you give Him a quarter sac And Michael's pretty happy with a six pack David's always gone God knows what he's hooked on And Texas seems to be his second home (repeat chorus)