Song: Soluble Song Refrain: I'm glad that I'm not soluble, that would be quite bad. I'm glad that I'm not soluble, that would make me sad (so sad). Verse 1: If I found that I was soluble, it would be a pain. I couldn't go outside, you see, if it began to rain If I woke up soluble, I'd have to shake and cower In abject terror every time that I walked past the shower. (Refrain) Verse2 I'd probably lose all my friends, for they would point and laugh At how I was quite terrified of going near a bath. I'd hate find I'm soluble, I'd effervesce and bubble If accidentally one day I stepped into a puddle. (Refrain)