Artist - Keller Williams Song - Dear Emily Tuning: I can't drink without getting a headache I can't dream without going to sleep I can't smoke without a bunch of coughing I can't sow without the reap ... I can't deal without a shuffle I can't play without a pick I can't write without inspiration Like a lump of wax without a wick I can't drive without loud music I can't dance without a beat I can't ask why without a forehead wrinkle I cannot wake up without taking a leak I can't be active without my breakfast I cannot live without guitar I cannot sleep with my clothes on Can't make a living without the bars Oh the wonderful bars, God bless the bars But I can love and I can laugh I can always pass drama, always fail math I can go three days without a bath But I'll never be whole without my better half I can go a whole week without a bath But I can't be whole without my better half My better half, my better half My better half my better half, my better half My better half, my better half My better half, my better half My better half, my better half