WELL, THE SOUTH SIDE OF CHICAGO IS THE BADDEST PART OF TOWN AND IF YOU GO DOWN THERE YOU BETTER JUST BEWARE OF A MAN NAME OF LEROY BROWN NOW LEROY MORE THAN TROUBLE, YOU SEE HE STAND ABOUT SIX FOOT FOUR B7 ALL THE DOWNTOWN LADIES CALL HIM TREETOP LOVER D7 G ALL THE MEN JUST CALL HIM SIR AND HE’S BAD, BAD LEROY BROWN THE BADDEST MAN IN THE WHOLE DAMN TOWN B7 C BADDER THAN OL’ KING KONG | | MEANER THAN JUNKYARD DOG NOW, LEROY, HE’S A GAMBLER, AND HE LIKES HIS FANCY CLOTHES AND HE LIKES TO WAVE HIS DIAMOND RINGS IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY’S NOSE HE GOT A CUSTOM CONTINENTAL, HE GOT AN EL DORADO TOO B7 C HE GOT A .32 GUN IN HIS POCKET FOR FUN AND A RAZOR IN HIS SHOE (CHORUS) WELL, FRIDAY ABOUT A WEEK AGO, LEROY’S SHOOTIN’ DICE AND AT THE EDGE OF THE BAR SAT A GIRL NAME OF DORIS D7 G AND OH THAT GIRL LOOK NICE WELL, HE CAST HIS EYES UPON HER AND THE TROUBLE SOON BEGAN AND LEROY BROWN LEARNED A LESSON ‘BOUT MESSIN’ D7 G WITH THE WIFE OF A JEALOUS MAN (CHORUS) WELL, THE TWO MEN TOOK TO FIGHTING AND WHEN THEY PULLED THEM FROM THE FLOOR B7 C LEROY LOOKED LIKE A JIGSAW PUZZLE WITH A COUPLE OF PIECES GONE (CHORUS 2X)