"All My Rowdy Friends Are Comin' Over Tonight" aka Monday Night Football Theme Hank Williams Jr. I got ketchup on my blue jeans I just burnt my hand Lord its hard to be a bachelor man I got girls that can cook I got girls that can clean I got girls that'll do anything in between I gotta get ready, make everything right Cause all my rowdy friends are comin' over tonight CHORUS Do you wanna dance Hey do ya wanna party Hey honey this is ole Hank Ready to get the thing started We cooked a pig in the ground Got some beer on ice All my rowdy friends are coming over tonight. Now my party pad is out in the woods Its a long long way from her to Hollywood I got some natural queens out on the floor And ole Miss Mississippi just walked through the door I got a little whirlpool just made for ten And honey you can jump out or you can jump in You can do anything that you wanna do But uh-uh don't you step on my cowboy boots (Repeat CHORUS x2)