The Perfect woman, by Bo Burnham Capo on first Intro She was the perfect woman in every single way she made the sun shine brighter and all my cares go away She was the perfect woman she was a gourmet chef they say that love is blind well, it's allso death Cuz Helen Keller was the perfect woman and noone understands just how talented she was with her hands God made her the perfect woman I was the finishing touch she was the perfect woman she didnt talk so much she wanted to name the kids so I finally let her it turned out horrible she could have done better but i guess it was allright we had a boy and a girl just me and Helen Arhar and Earl Cuz Helen Keller was a miricorker(??) I was a oneman show I could walk around the house naked she wouldn't even know Helen Keller was my perfect woman i was her only need she didn't mind the sits on my ass it gave her more to read Gave her more to read | | it gave her more to read | |I give up here... somehing like it gave her more to read |G C Em D | it gave her more to read |Listen the original | more to read | | more to read | red moise and ivy she read acney she read her bees she read it all she read goosebumbs she read blisters even read a basketball Helen Keller was my perfect woman but i dont think she cared I played this song for her she just sad there and stared she was still my perfect woman i was sort of a mess i asked her to mary me she said "yeaoheh!" Im going to hell My apologies for bad spelling/wrong lyrics.. I will upload a new version if/when i figure the last middle part out. Enjoy!