Killer Robots from Venus
About six months ago someone came by with a petition
Said we want to stop these folks moving in next door.
I refused to sign and told them everyone was welcome
'cause that's what neighborhoods are for
So they moved in and I'll admit they looked peculiar
They invited me to friendly barbecue
Glad I got to know 'em, and let me tell you something
They may be metallic but they're just like me and you
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No, there's nothing wrong with killer robots from Venus
They gave me zuchinni from their garden yesterday (they're very fresh)
No, there's nothing wrong with killer robots from Venus
You may disagree but I think they're a-ok
My buddy Charlie never got off the robots' backs
Then one day him and his whole house disappeared
I talked about it to my neighbours, the killer robots from Venus
They couldn't help me but agreed that it was weird
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They had us over for an outdoor New Year's party
Though it was ten below there was food and drink a-plenty
They got excited as we counted down with them
And when we kissed them our lips stuck to their heads (ouch!)
I was watching the news last night and I saw something funny
Killer robots from somewhere decimated Montreal
I wondered, could it be my neighbours, the killer robots from Venus?
Could it be them after all?
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Oh, no. they're so nice.
Yeah.
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