Song: The Size of a Cow Artist: The Wonder Stuff Tuning: eADGBE (Standard) This is a classic tune, and sounds great on the acoustic guitar. Couldn't find a tab anywhere for this, so worked it out myself. Play barre chords throughout, except for the bridge which sounds better in open chords. Intro: , , , , , , , , , (), Verse: Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems When you're not looking forward Me I'd like to think that life is like a drink () And I'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon Bridge: You know that I've been drunk a thousand times And these should be the best days of my life Life it's not what I thought it was Chorus: Damn blast look at my past I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass I said oh wow look at me now I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow () Aah Aah...the size of a cow Interlude: , , ,