x2 So I dip this pen in arsenic I write a song for every president that wont ever get shot in the face And I wrap these strings in plastic explosives Head down to the court house with one chord I level the place But hasn't anybody learned don't ever trust a man who plays guitar The day I rob a bank the first day I'm not lying to you or me about what I believe Intro And if I die then let my gravestone read [pause] rest in P. Funk cause no pulse is no excuse not to dance If I live then let my heart be like a beating picket line they'll sooner see a corpse than see a scab [pause] Hasn't anybody learned the last to make the moves are the first to say the words the day I rob a banks the first day of my life as an honest man, an honest man The day I rob a banks the first day of my life As an honest man, an honest man [tap guitar] The day I go to jail trying to rob a bank Is the day I finally get what I deserve End on C