Intro: (3X) A little ditty bout Homer and Marge Her Heart was as big as his stomach was large Oh yeah they say love goes on Long after the grilled cheese sandwich is gone That’s the story about Homer and Marge Two folks I helped out for a nominal charge After Homer went gay they patched up their schism But the dude never dealt with his alcohol-ism Wierd Al sayin’ Ooh yeah, the credits go on Long after the viewer’s interest is gone Ooh yeah, Weird Al had fun on this show Even if it was just a brief cameo