Weird Al Yankovic, eBay Made by zby.cz, paul@zby.cz Based on: Backstreet Boys, I Want It That Way EADGBE (Standard tuning) **C-A-P-O--2** All is relative to capo. 000232 022000 x35553 or x32010 G 320003 or 355433 (?) 022100 x02220 x20000 x02210 xx0233 244222 xx0230 or xx2230; could be ? INTRO: [CAPO 2nd fret for entire song] I can't sing along picking, so I'm not sure about the tab. Though it sounds good on its own. :) The chords should be right, the same as in verses. [E]---------------------------------|---------------------------------| [B]-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---| [G]-------0-------0-----------0---0-|-------0-------0-----------0---0-| [D]---2-----2---------2-----0-------|---2-----2---------2-----0-------| [A]-----------------3---------------|-----------------3---------------| [E]-0---------------------3---------|-0---------------------3---------| Yeah... A used [E]---------------------------------|---------------------------------| [B]-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---| [G]-------0-------0-----------0---0-|-------0-------0-----------0---0-| [D]---2-----2---------2-----0-------|---2-----2---------2-----0-------| [A]-----------------3---------------|-----------------3---------------| [E]-0---------------------3---------|-0---------------------3---------| pig bath__robe A rare ... mint snowglobe [E]---------------------------------|-0------------------2-------3----| [B]-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|-0---0-----1p0------3-------3----| [G]-------0-------0-----------0---0-|-0-----0-------0----2-------4----| [D]---2-----2---------2-----0-------|-2-2-----2----------0-------5----| [A]-----------------3---------------|-2--------------------------5----| [E]-0---------------------3---------|-0--------------------------3----| A smurf TV Tray I bought on e_____Bay VERSE 1: My house ... is filled with this crap Shows up in- bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on eBay CHORUS: Tell me why (I need another pet rock) Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock) Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee) They had it on eBay VERSE 2: I'll buy (buy, buy,)... your knick-knack Just check ... my feedback "A++!" they all say They love me on eBay CHORUS: Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf pack) Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tags) From some guy I've never met in Norway Found him on eBay BRIDGE: I am the type who is liable to snipe you With two seconds left to go, whoa Got Paypal or Visa, whatever'll please ya As long as I've got the dough CHORUS: (no chords in song!) I'll buy ... your tchotchkes Sell me ... your watch, please I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...) [E=the highest string]-----0-----3---3/7-----5-----3 I'm highest bidder now +---------------------------------------> | From now all chords are one step higher, you can try playing the previous +--------------------------------> VERSE 3: (Yeahhh) Junk keeps arriving in the mail From that worldwide garage sale (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray) Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray Oh yeah ... I bought it on eBay CHORUS #2: Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox) Wanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks) Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr.Dre, Dr. Dre) Found it on eBay CHORUS #2: Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster) (Pez dispensers and a toaster) Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away I'll buy on eBay OUTRO: What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y