---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Hunting Song - Tom Lehrer ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tuning: Standard (CAP0 5th Fret) I always will remember twas a year ago November I went out to hunt some deer on a morning bright and clear I went and shot the maximum the game laws would allow Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow I was in no mood to trifle I took down my trusty rifle Went out to stalk my prey what a haul I made that day I tied them to my fender and I drove them home somehow Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow The law was very firm it, took away my permit The worst punishment I ever endured It turned out there was a reason, cows were out of season * And one of the hunters wasn't insured People ask me how I do it and I say theres nothing to it You just stand there looking cute and when something moves you shoot And theres ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now Two game wardens, seven hunters and a pure bred guernsey cow