The Social Services - The Baltic Sea Oh Sweden I'm sorry to say That you're tedious sometimes Your natural beauty is unsurpassed Your children are healthy and ruddy Your recycling facilities are second to none You're an ethical, peace-loving nation You design such great furniture and storage solutions And mass-produce them too But nobody smiles back at me On the underground on my way to work You're as cold as the Baltic Sea And you close your doors so readily But your lakes are so clean for swimming in Your mountains so white for skiing on Your forests are so full of blueberries Your summers are cloudless sky But nobody smiles back at me On the underground on my way to work You're as cold as the Baltic Sea And you close your doors so readily | | | | | | | | | But I could be your friend I'll come round for tea when you're all alone I can make you laugh I'll chat to you all night long on the phone We can be your friends We can be your friends We can be your friends