If you've seen Stephen's "Live At the El Rey" bonus songs, youll know this one. its but i love it, and put it under Stephen Lynch for UG. Here it is. Intro: , , , , Union of a woman and a man Touching for the very first time The gentle texture of a hand And true love is always hard to find And sometimes, my penis ain't as hard as wood, yeah And sometimes, you're disappointed at my manly, well my manly hood baby I cant take it please, fake it, for me , , , , Delicate nature of love Can only help this relationship grow Doesn't decend from heaven above And things dont always work down below And I know, that the porno movies make you feel, well they make you feel cheap And sometimes, you finish when im fast asleep, yeah I cant take it please, fake it, for me, yeah , , , , (here's lyrics but i dont know chords for this slow quiet bridge) Try so hard to be a man but, You're so dam hard to please And it doesn't help to know your friend is, Rambling on about her D's Even though, my love is a little premature, yeah And when you call me, Mr. Softy i get a little insecure, yeah I cant take it please, fake it, for me, yeah , , , , , , , , , end on