Intro: Play once e-0----------------|-0----------------|-0----------------|-0----------------| B---4-3-1---1-3-4--|---4-3-1---1-3-4--|---4-3-1---1-3-4--|---4-3-1---1-3-4--| G---------2--------|---------2--------|---------2--------|---------2--------| D------------------|------------------|------------------|------------------| A-0~~~~~~-0~~~~~~--|-3~~~~~~-3~~~~~~--|------------------|------------------| E------------------|------------------|-1~~~~~~-1~~~~~~--|-0~~~~~~-0~~~~~~--| There's a rich boy But he doesn't spend He just drinks his Poland Spring He's a quick boy walkin' round the bend Or at home alone reading And he tries to do good And he tries to do riiii-eeeght So he does what he should But he's got to subscriiiii-ieebe To the rules of the tribe [silence] Now you're playin' for the team Everybody loves to love a winner [silence] And you're bustin' the beguine Everybody knows you're no beginner But ah the bums say oooo-oh Things ain't what they seem You're the respectable member of society But you don't have nothin' on me You got your east side certified pedigree But you won't have nothin' you'll see Because I warned youuuuu They would scorn yoouuuu But you never did a thing [silence] When you go in for the kill Everybody wants to make it happen [silence] And you make a hundred mil Everybody wants to scratch your back then But ah the freaks say ooo-oh Things ain't what they seem You're the respectable member of society But you don't have nothin' on me You gotcha uppercrust dinner tux sanctimony But you won't have nothin' you'll see Because I told yooouuu They would mold yooouu But you never did a thing