Intro: Ooh I got a busted wing and a hornet sting Like an out of tune guitar \ Ooh she got Hercules on her side And Diana in her eyes Some men like the Chinese life Some men kneel and pray \ Ooh well I like women and I like wine And I've always liked it that way \ \ Always liked it that way I can't dig it, the way she tease That old tough man routine up her sleeve Living and loving, kissing and hugging Living and loving with a cat named Hercules \ \ A cat named Hercules Oh and it hurts like hell to see my gal Messing with a muscle boy \ No superman gonna ruin my plans Playing with my toys Rich man sweating in a sauna bath Poor boy scrubbing in a tub \ Me, I stay gritty up to my ears Washing in a bucket of mud \ \ Washing in a bucket of mud