Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date But a year to make love she wanted you to wait Let me tell ya a story of my situation I was talking to this girl from the U.S. nation The way that I met her was on tour at a concert She had long hair and a short miniskirt I just got onstage dripping, pouring with sweat I was walking through the crowd and guess who I met I whispered in her ear, come to the picture booth So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused I said, how do you like the show? She said, I was very amused I started throwing bass, she started throwing back mid-range But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange Then when I asked, do ya have a man, she tried to pretend She said, no I dont, I only have a friend Come on, Im not even goin for it This is what Im goin sing You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend And you say hes just a friend, oh baby You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend But you say hes just a friend, oh baby You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend But you say hes just a friend, oh baby So I took blah-blahs word for it at this time I thought just havin a friend couldnt be no crime cause I have friends and thats a fact Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jack Forget about that, lets go into the story About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me So we started talking, gettin' familiar Spending a lot of time so we can build a Relationship or some understanding How its gonna be in the future we was planning Everything sounded so dandy and sweet I had no idea I was in for a treat After this was established, everything was cool The tour was over and she went back to school I called every day to see how she was doin' Everytime that I called her it seemed something was brewin' I called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called again I said, yo, who was that? oh, hes just a friend Dont gimme that, dont even gimme that Just bust this You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend And you say hes just a friend, oh baby You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend But you say hes just a friend, oh baby You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend But you say hes just a friend, oh baby So I came to her college on a surprise visit To see my girl that was so exquisite It was a school day, I knew she was there The first semester of the school year I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm This guy made me fill out a visitors form He told me where it was and I was on my way To see my baby doll, I was happy to say I arrrived in front of the dormitory Yo, could you tell me where is door three? They showed me where it was for the moment I didnt know I was in for such an event So I came to her room and opened the door Oh, snap! guess what I saw? A fella tongue-kissin my girl in the mouth, I was so in shock my heart went down south So please listen to the message that I send Dont ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend (End )