VERSE 1: I am cow, hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you And I look good on a barbeque Yoghurt, curd cream and butters Made from liquids from my udders I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo… VERSE 2: I am cow, eating grass Methane gas comes out my ass And out my muzzle when I belch Oh the ozone layer is thinner From the outcome of my dinner I am cow, I am cow, I’ve got gas… VERSE 3: I am cow, here I stand Far and wide upon this land And I am living everywhere From B.C. to Newfoundland You can squeeze my tits by hand I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo! THX