Hey Bernie, Bernie
I was walking
Then I stopped
Outside the Rite-Aid.
I saw him
Bernie Schmidt
And I said
Hey Bernie, Bernie
How are you doing today?
Hey Bernie, Bernie
Are you feeling okay?
Well tomorrow
Today?s here
And I ate cheese
I work with
Mr. Schmidt
And every morning I say
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He says actually my
Girlfriend died
And I wasn?t in her will.
You know I
Loved her why
Didn?t I get something? Oh!
I said well I
Didn?t care
And he started to cry.
And I felt bad
So I sad hey
*
At least it wasn?t me. So!
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Hey Bernie, Bernie!
Hi hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey!