"I'm Not Gay"--Smiling Politely Intro: , , , , , Verse: I may be different that is true but I am just as straight as you I've never kissed a man before and I hope I never do Chorus: I'm not gay no way, I'm not gay I'm not gay no way I'm not......Gay Verse: Just because our hair and clothes don't match the ones that you all know We may be loser's yes we know but we're not gay as you say so Chorus:-- Verse: People stare when we walk by they call us freaks and we wonder why since my mind is always in so deep all your comments to me are really cheap Chorus x2: