Goodness Gracious (Marty Donald) ________________________________________ (5th fret) What a beautiful day for a crushing defeat What a stupid waste of sunshine A funeral pace down a favorite street But I have to come home sometime I suppose Don't be hopeful on my behalf I'd like to offer my resignation Strangle myself with a football scarf Or act in self-defenestration Yeah I have seen better days The weekend was mine to waste I had nothing to do and you had nothing to do with me Ba da ba Ba da ba Ba ba da ba... Ba da ba Ba da ba Ba ba da ba... (4x) And I try and I try and I try your patience How low must your expectations be? Goodness gracious me Goodness gracious me