Taylor the Latte Boy: Kristin Chenoweth () There's a boy who works at Starbucks / Who is very inspirational He is very inspirational because of many things / I come in at 8:11, and he smiles and says, "How are you?" When he smiles and says, "How are you?" I could swear my heart grows wings So today at 8:11 I decided I should meet him I decided I should meet him In a proper, formal way So today at 8:11 when he smiled and said "How are you?" I said "Fine, and my name’s Kristin" And he softly answered, "Hey" And I said "My name is Kristen, / And thank you for the extra foam" And he said his name was Taylor, / Which provides the inspiration for this poem Taylor, the latte boy / Bring me java, bring me joy / Oh, Taylor, the latte boy I love him, I love him, I love him [MODULATION] So I’d like to get my nerve up To recite my poem musical He would like the fact it’s musical Because he plays guitar So today at 8:11, Taylor told me he was playing In a band down in the village in the basement of a bar Bb7sus And he smoothly flipped the lever to prepare my double latte But for me he made it triple, and he didn’t think I knew Bb7sus But I saw him flip the lever, and for me he made it triple And I knew that triple latte meant that Taylor loved me too I said, "What time are you playing? Em7b5 And thank you for the extra skim" He said, "Keep the $3.55," Because this triple latte was on him Taylor, the latte boy / Bring me java, bring me joy / / Oh, Taylor, the latte boy, / I love him, I love him, I love him I used to be the kind of girl who'd run when love rushed toward her But finally a voice whispered "Love can be yours If you step up to the counter and order" Taylor, the latte boy / Bring me java, bring me joy / / Oh, Taylor, the latte boy, / I love him, I love him, I love him So many years my heart has waited / / Who’d have thought that love could be so caffeinated? Taylor, the latte boy I love him, I love him, I love him / I love him, I love him, I love him