WEIRD ON THE AVENUE - from "Starjob" ( ) I think the handcuffs are a bit much I don't recall ever losing my touch But just to hold you wouldn't be fair Not only cavemen enjoy pulling hair There's a tattoo parlor down the street A tattooed face often does look so sweet They call it Weird on the Avenue With all that's been done now what could be new? They say you're a ten I guess that means ten dollars a night Your piercings say you're on a crusade But down that street, baby, there's no parade They call it Weird on the Avenue With all that's been done now what could be new? They say you're a ten I guess that means ten dollars a night I see your neck has found the noose I'm not a cop haven't lived your abuse The Avenue has lead me to here I'm holding back all my tears for you, weird ______________________________________________________