Close your legs, open your mind Leave those compliments well behind Dig a little deeper into yourself And you may find Come on over here just sit right down Needn't comb your hair, needn't pout or frown I hear you've turned our young men Into dribbling clowns 36 D - So what (D) so what Is that all that you've got? 36 D - So what (D) so what Is that all that you've got? Make their day and go ahead Remove your clothes lie on their bed Just a last gasp chance or an outside bet To the easily led And before you do just what you do Here's one thought for you to chew The men who run the business that you sell They screw you too 36 D - So what (D) so what Is that all that you've got? 36 D - So what (D) so what Is that all that you've got? You're just another 365 night stand But you're so handy, you're so handy You cheapen and you nasty every woman in this land But you're so handy, you're so handy Your picture's hanging pretty on the squaddies' walls You're Steven's, Andy's, you're Ian's, you're Paul's You're body's thought of fondly in the rugby mauls But you want more You name is always mentioned in the jokes he cracks Your Coach and Horses and your Wool-Packs Your poses turn the passive into maniacs But you want more 36 D - So what (D) so what Is that all that you've got? 36 D - So what (D) so what Is that all that you've got? 36 D - So what (D) so what Is that all that you've got? 36 D - So what (D) so what Is that all that you've got? He was trying to save his job He was, he was trying to save his job Original is played in F#-Major