I broke my promise on a very sharp rock and I was possessed by something quite unfriendly and I was haunted by a demon in my sleep and that's how I learned how to survive and I gave a beer to a bum that was drinking and I gave some sauce to my bestest friend for cooking and I gave water to all I thought were thirsty and that's how I learned how to survive and I gave some money to my bank for safe keeping and I gave some money to my landlord he was needing it and I gave attention to the TV that was bleeding and that's how I learned how to survive If you ain't got the do re mi boys If you ain't got the do re mi Well you'd better go back to beautiful Texas Oklahoma Kansas Georgia Tennessee California is a garden of eden a paradise to live in or see but believe it or not you won't find it so hot If you ain't got the do re mi and I just ripped off a man named Woodie Guthrie and I bought a restaurant for his son named Alice and I fed false information to the audience and that's how I learned how to survive and I give a thank you to my father for leaving me and I give a finger to my step father for beating me and I give props to myself for achieving goddamn I'm glad that I survived goddamn I'm glad that I survived and I just handed you a giant load of gibberish and I give love to a lover quite deserving of it and I give thanks to all of you for listening to the story of how we all learned how to survive