This is my favorite song by Andrew Jackson Jihad, and it's very easy to play. Listen to the song for the rhythm and enjoy! Intro: , , , , , , (hold on F for 8 measures second time) Verse: Nobody knows everything We know this to be true Everything is difficult Except what's in front of you But it's complicated even under your nose Bullshit math equations And your highs and your lows And your manic depression It comes and it goes Your parasympathetic nervous system reacts And you're in fight-or-flight mode , , , Am, C, G, F (hold F for 4 measures second time) Verse: (same chords as 1st verse) How's the world so small when the world is so large? And what made the world, could I please speak to who's in charge? Everything is real but it's also just as fake From your daughter's birthday party to your grandmother's wake And your bi-polar illness, it comes and it goes Your parasympathetic nervous system reacts And you're in fight or flight You're in fight or flight You're in fight or flight mode , , , , , , (hold on F for 8 measures second time) Verse: (same chords as 1st verse) I've tried to know which words to sing so many times And I've tried to know which chords to play And I've tried to make it rhyme And I've tried to find the key that all good songs are in And I've tried to find the notes to make that great resounding din But there's a bad man in everyone No matter who we are There's a rapist and a Nazi living in our tiny hearts Child pornographers and cannibals, and politicians too There's someone in your head waiting to fucking strangle you So here's to you, Mrs. Robinson People love you more, oh never mind, oh never mind In fucking fact, Mrs. Robinson The world won't care whether you live or die, live or die In fucking fact, Mrs. Robinson, They probably hate to see your stupid face, your stupid face So here's to you, Mrs. Robinson, , , , You live in an unforgiving place. , , , (hold F for 8 measures 2nd time)