Alanis Morissette Everything So Called Chaos 2004 Key: Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: - x13331 - x13231 - x35543 - x587xx - x68886 - 133211 Intro: ---- Verse 1: I can be an asshole of the grandest kind I can withhold like it's going out of style I can be the moodiest baby and you've never met anyone Who is as negative as I am sometimes Verse 2: I am the wisest woman you've ever met I am the kindest soul with whom you've connected I have the bravest heart that you've ever seen And you've never met anyone Who's as positive as I am sometimes. Chorus: You see everything you see every part You see all my light and you love my dark You dig everything of which I'm ashamed There's not anything to which you can't relate And you're still here Post chorus: Bb(hold) Verse 3: I blame everyone else not my own partaking My passive-aggressiveness can be devastating I'm terrified and mistrusting And you've never met anyone As closed down as I am sometimes (Repeat Chorus and Post chorus) Bridge: What I resist, persists and speaks louder than I know What I resist, you love no matter how low or high I go Verse 4: I'm the funniest woman that you've ever known I'm the dullest woman that you've ever known I'm the most gorgeous woman that you've ever known And you've never met anyone Who is as everything as I am sometimes (Repeat Chorus) Outro: you're still here you're still here (hold) you're still here