Somebody Kill Me Please By: Adam Sandler Adam Sandler is a genius, and this is one of my favorite songs of his. I hope you enjoy the tab |--x--| |--x--| |--x--| |--x--| |--0--| |--x--| |--x--| |--x--| |--x--| |--2--| |--x--| |--x--| |--2--| |--4--| |--2--| |--2--| |--1--| |--2--| |--4--| |--2--| |--2--| |--2--| |--0--| |--2--| |--0--| |--0--| |--x--| |--x--| |--x--| |--0--| (Palm muted) You don't know how much I need you While you're near me I don't feel blue And when we kissed I know you need me too I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true (Open) But it all was bull-shit It was a god damn joke And when I think of you Linda I hope you fucking choke (Palm muted) I hope that you're glad with what you've done to me I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy You left me here all alone tears running constantly (Open) Oh somebody kill me please Somebody kill me please I'm on my knees Pretty, pretty please Kill me I want to die Put a bullet in my head -Mike